Carl Spackler: Ty Webb: The funniest and most memorable quotes from Caddyshack. god dang country Gus Johnson 3.11M subscribers 232K 2.1M views 1 year ago well this sure is a god dang country COME FOLLOW ME HERE OR I WILL CRY (HARD) - Twitch:. Ty Webb: Trying to tee off. Maggie O'Hooligan: I give him the driver. Tony D'Annunzio The film has a cult following and was described by ESPN as "perhaps the funniest sports movie ever made."[4]. You'll get nothing, and like it! You're not gonna want to miss this one! Judge Smails: Spaulding, how many times have I spoken to you about your language? "[17] Gene Siskel gave the film three out of four stars, saying it was "funny about half of the time it tries to be, which is a pretty good average for a comedy. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? You stink. A hundred bucks! I bet you've got a lot of nice ties. That was right where you wanted it! 80s, bill murray, bushwood, chevy chase, cinderella, Bushwood Country Club Golf Course T Shirts, Tags: Ty Webb: I'm going to give you a little advice. A gopher. Judge Smails: But, I want you to know about it. Al Czervik: [breaks wind at a dinner] In addition to caddyshack designs, you can explore the marketplace for golf, bushwood, and bill murray designs sold by independent artists. Judge Smails: Oh, I'm sorry. Unable to bear the continued presence of the uncouth Czervik, Smails confronts him and announces that he will never be granted membership. Caddyshack is a 1980 American sports comedy film directed by Harold Ramis, written by Brian Doyle-Murray, Ramis and Douglas Kenney, and starring Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, Michael O'Keefe and Bill Murray with supporting roles by Sarah Holcomb, Cindy Morgan, and Doyle-Murray. I gotta. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. So what? Carl Spackler: I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. It included ten songs, four of which were performed by Kenny Loggins, including the aforementioned "I'm Alright.". Bishop : Oh, then I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come. That's only 50 cents. McFiddish, do you know what I just saw? Spalding Smails: Country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wasters of prime real estate! Tony D'Annunzio: You can have Dr. Frankenputz Dr. Beeper: [mortified] I beg your pardon! Spalding get your foot off the boat! Mrs. Havercamp Mrs. Haver Mrs. Havercamp you'll need this. Judge Smails: Wrong, you're drinking too much your Excellency. Spalding Smails: Ooh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman you know that? This is fine leather. And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." Ty Webb: This crowd has gone deadly silent. Lacey Underall: I bet you've got a lot of nice ties. [his ball hits Judge Smails in the crotch]. Where is he? You're playing golf and you're going to like it. I saw that! You're blocking. | The much maligned Jefe - The Three Amigos. Lacey Underall: Smails refuses to pay, so Czervik summons two intimidating men named Moose and Rocco to "help the judge find his checkbook". : Judge Smails [5], The film was shot over eleven weeks during the autumn of 1979; Hurricane David in early September delayed production. Al Czervik: How 'bout a nice cool drink, varmints? So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. I'm trying to tee off. I don't play golf for money against people. Motormouth: golf teeshirt, fanboymuseum, golf course, fanboy museum, golfer, Tags: I could beat you with one arm! Al Czervik: Smails encourages him to apply for the caddie scholarship. Please enable Javascript and return here. "Caddyshack Culture" Meta-critique from the erstwhile Suck.com. Are you my pal, Mr. scholarship winner? Come to Carl. Czervik continues to bully Smails and the older club members while entertaining and befriending the younger ones, as well as the staff, to whom he consistently hands out generous amounts of cash as tips. Ty Webb: Smails: You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. Al Czervik: Lacey Underall: Meanwhile, Carl Spackler, a mentally unstable greenskeeper who lives in the maintenance building, is sent by his Scottish supervisor Sandy McFiddish to hunt a gopher that Judge Smails witnessed damaging the course. I kinda thought winning wasn't important. Al Czervik Mr. Havercamp Ty Webb: He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - Danny Noonan: I guess the kidding around is pretty much over, huh? This ain't no god dang country club. Danny tries to gain favor with Judge Elihu Smails, the country club's arrogant co-founder and director of the caddie scholarship program, by caddying for him. Great big globs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts! Spalding Smails: Carl Spackler: Ty Webb: Judge Elihu Smails: Al Czervik: A lovely lady. Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. I'll work my way down. Ty Webb: Al Czervik: I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods. [hits a joint, coughs] Ty: [to a glaring Smails] You know, Judge, my dad never liked you. Su..su..su..su..su Al Czervik: A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. Al Czervik: You're a lot of woman, you know that? I'm hot today! [27], Denmark was the only place outside the United States where Caddyshack was initially a hit. Hey, Kid park my car, get my bags and put on some weight will ya? What're we, waiting for these guys? but when you die, on your deathbed, --Jeff Shannon. [limping and patting his hip] A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. [he slices it and it barely misses Tony's head], [Tony gives his ticket to Danny who has taken over for Lou]. So, what brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here? Lacey Underall: Everybody knows it. Judge Smails: Danny caddies for Ty Webb, a mischievous but avid golfer and the son of one of Bushwood's co-founders. : I notice you don't spend too much time there. Tags: I'm willing to make up for that. He's got a beautiful back swing. Tony D'Annunzio: This isn't Russia, is it? -- Okay, I guess we're playing for keeps now. The green's right over there, sir. Judge Smails: [Havercamp puts hand out for club, Tony hands it to him as he attempts to shoot away from the green] Danny Noonan: I've often thought about becoming a priest. Tagline: It's back and this shack still ain't wack! Al Czervik: And it all starts with this shirt. Judge Smails: Czervik, huh. Is this Russia? I like you, Betty. The idea for Ty Webb quoting 17 th -century Japanese poet Bash and using Zen philosophy to better his golf score . chase, chevy, golf, caddy, dangerfield. Is that it? I thought you'd be the man to beat this year. Al: What are you, religious or something? Judge Smails: I may have a tail and be covered with fur. Danny Noonan : Bishop: Later, Danny wins the Caddy Day golf tournament and the scholarship, earning him an invitation from Smails to attend the christening ceremony for his boat at the nearby Rolling Lakes Yacht Club. Official Sites Tags: Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Why don't you get yourself a real haircut? We built this club, he and I. Back to Design. Size. Word spreads of the stakes involved, drawing in a crowd of club members and employees. The crowd is just on its feet here. Smails: [ruffles Danny's hair] How about a Fresca? Man, free to kill gophers at will. This is good stuff. Hey 'Whitey,' where's your hat? Al Czervik: Many of the film's quotes are part of popular culture. Al Czervik: Bishop: Oh, then I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come. Your ball's right over there, go straight. You're very - very small-breasted. Learn more. He and I are regular pals. You never ask a Navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how many drinks he's had already, right? You're not being the ball Danny. Are you kiddin'? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. by Tee Styley $22 . Judge Smails: I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods. Before the diver took over, she was led to the diving board by the crew and carefully directed up the ladder since she could not wear her contact lenses near the pool and was legally blind without them.[12]. Danny: I swear I didn't tell anybody anything, sir. Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy who went to heaven? He's got a beautiful back swing. [37], Bill Murray and two of his brothers, Andy and Joel, were in attendance when another venue opened in Rosemont, Illinois, in April 2018.[38]. Spalding Smails: He's going to hit about a five iron, l expect. bill murray, chevy chase, rodney dangerfield, vintage, groundhog. [knocking ball into the pond] I got it from a Negro. Carl Spackler: Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Master's champion. I think you can still become a gentleman some day if you understand and abide by the rules of decent society. The dalai lama, himself, Twelfth son of the Lama. Judge Smails: It's in the hole!" Yeah well Lou raised the price of coke he's been losing at the track. I haven't even told my father about the scholarship I didn't get. So what? : Carl Spackler: [Yelling to a rowdy swimmer] Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? Whoa, did somebody step on a duck? I may have a tail and be covered with fur, But I ain't . You're a lot of woman, you know that? Are you kiddin'? What do you do for excitement? Well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke. So is the golf course. You put your suit on! He's got about 350 yards left, he's going to hit about a 5-iron, it looks like, don't you think? He's a Cinderella boy. Soundtracks, gets cut off by Judge Smails, who grabs him by the arms and yanks him to their table, looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat, after an airplane passes just above his head, Ty has just been asked by Al to partner up against Judge Smails in a $20,000-per-person golf match, opens compartment in golf bag, revealing radio, turns on Journey's "Any Way You Want It," high volume, as he misses a putt on the 18th hole during the thunderstorm, he holds up his club and is hit by lightning Carl drops the golf bag and leaves him there, Judge Smails is preparing to hit the ball on the first tee while Al Czervick watches, Smails looks over at Czervick, who is watching anxiously, the judge hits the ball, and it goes flying into some trees, in response, he shouts in frustration, Caddy Danny arrives among the rich in his yachting outfit, drops his bow anchor on Judge Smails' sailboat, sinking it, caddying for the elderly Havercamps to Mrs. Havercamp, Havercamp puts hand out for club, Tony hands it to him as he attempts to shoot away from the green, he slices it and it barely misses Tony's head, trying to make small talk with Chuck after Smails has introduced them, she and Danny grimace towards him, he leaves, Danny walks inside Judge Smails' office, where Smails is seated around, and has a seat, awaiting his disciplinary action for his involvement with Lacey, turns around in his chair, slightly hitting his desk; Both Danny and Smails tries to see their faces, angrily shoves the lamp to the side, but calms down, Tony gives his ticket to Danny who has taken over for Lou, to Lacey, while they're laying in bed after having sex, Judge Smails is taking an inordinately long time to hit his drive on the first tee, while Al Czervik waits in the next foursome, after hearing how Al described his cooking, Notices the gopher in another hole nearby, Pounces but misses catching the gopher. I'm no doorknob either, alright? bushwood, 80s, vintage, carl spackler, golf, Tags: So, I'm on the first tee with him. 2023. Al Czervik Al Czervik: Tony D'Annunzio: Tony D'Annunzio Besides, I've never swum. Tony D'Annunzio Oh, Danny, this isn't Russia. : I want a hot dog. Ty Webb: Judge Smails: [he holds up his club and is hit by lightning Carl drops the golf bag and leaves him there]. Carl Spackler: The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. Do you know what the Lama says? [11] A scene in which her character dove into the pool was acted by a professional diver. Judge Smails: No one likes a tattletale, Danny except of course, me. [mortified] Bishop Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks? Hey! There's been a lot of complaints already. It sucks! Nixon plays golf. Oh, now I've done it. This ain't no god dang country club. golfer gift, so what so lets dance, carl spackler, bushwood, its in the hole, Tags: bill murray, bushwood, chevy chase, club, comedy. Al Czervik : [the judge hits the ball, and it goes flying into some trees, in response, he shouts in frustration]. The story follows Danny, who works as a golf caddie at an upscale club to make enough money to get to college. 'Gunga galungagunga, gunga-galunga,' And *this* is your saliva line. I'm trying to tee off. Danny Noonan Judge Smails: I only got a little! | I think it's about time that somebody teaches these varmints a little lesson about morality and about what it's like to be a decent, upstanding member of a society! I have my own standards, my own way. Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? Mrs. Smails: Tags: Judge Smails: Do you know what I just saw? Groundskeeper Sandy: Aye, Sir. That don't mean I'm just a loon . Smails: Good, good. Danny Noonan: This is a hybrid. Upon reaching the final hole, the score is tied. Ty Webb: And a varmint will never quit - ever. Know what I'm talking about? I want a milkshake Judge Smails: You'll get nothing, and like it. ln private? Well, I slap an injunction on them so fast it'll make their head spin. [26], Ramis noted in the DVD documentary that TV Guide had originally given the film two stars (out of four) when it began showing on cable television in the early 1980s, but over time the rating had gone up to three stars. Mrs. Smails: Oh, then I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come. That's only 50 cents. A no-brainer that has become a low-brow classic, this 1980 comedy makes anarchy the rule of the day, unleashing the antics of Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, and Chevy Chase. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit. Listen, your father and I prepped together, went to war together, played golf together. Carl Spackler: We can do that. That evening, Webb practices for the game against Smails, and his errant shot brings him to meet Carl; the two share a bottle of wine and a joint. Crazy Credits When I was your age, I would lug fifty pounds of ice up five, six flights of stairs! You're a little monkey woman You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Now, do it, and no more slacking off. He's got to be pleased with that. Three more Caddyshack restaurants were opened, in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina; Orlando; and Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. "[13], Caddyshack was released on July 25, 1980,[14] in 656 theaters, and grossed $3.1 million during its opening weekend; it went on to make $39,846,344 in North America,[15] and $60 million worldwide. Ty Webb: Anyway, the Good Lord would never disrupt the best game of my life. Caddyshack 's Zen golf techniques came from co-writer-producer Douglas Kenney. Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course. A sequel, Caddyshack II (1988), followed, although only Chase reprised his role. Judge Smails: Free booze from. Do you mind, sir. Oh, Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you You wore green so you could hide. Lou Loomis: I'm going to put it right on the line. Carl Spackler: : Judge Smails: Dennis McCormack as Dennis Noonan, the younger cousin of Danny. Outta nowhere. Connections And that's all she wrote. Al Czervik: This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it. He's a Cinderella boy. bill murray, golf movie, rolling lakes, carl spackler, yacht club, Retro Dancing Gopher Caddyshack Fan Design, Tags: Oh then you ain't getting no coke. I'll move right down the Taconic Parkway, over to your clavula Ty Webb: Smoke Porterhouse: Sandy: Not golfers, you great git! You're probably high already and you don't even know it. let's go while we're young! #92, This page was last edited on 19 February 2023, at 04:34. golfer gift, free bowl of soup, carl spackler, rodney dangerfield, bushwood, Tags: I can see that he's out, numbnuts. Didn't want to do it. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball. Can you make a shoe smell? Carl Spackler: [walking up with Terry, at Danny] Web. Al Czervik Well I ain't paying no 50 cents for no coke. : This Ain't No Goddamn Country Club Flag. Tony D'Annunzio Lifeguard: [34] Only Chevy Chase reprised his role. I made a big Bob Marley joint. [Notices the gopher in another hole nearby]. For this young Cinderella who's come out of nowhere, he's got about 350 yards left. Another Rob Roy, Bishop? [shakes Smails' hand] Later bored by slow play, Czervik wagers with Smails. golfer gift, ty webb, carl spackler, rodney dangerfield, bushwood. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. Ty Webb: You're not, you're not good, Al. You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes. Danny Noonan: Carl Spackler: Al Czervik: Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? [9], Murray improvised much of the "Cinderella story" scene based on two lines of stage direction. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Dangerfield. | I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner. Come along, children. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. Judge Smails: Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. One coke. Lacey's mother sent her to us for the summer. Lacey Underall: Sandy: masters, green, bushwood, golfer, chevy chase. Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. Judge Smails: Lacey Underall: So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. Bishop: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. A lovely lady. Judge Smails: Spaulding, get dressed you're playing golf. And let's face it, some people simply do not *belong*. Judge Smails: You're playing golf and you're going to like it. Don't - you're blocking! Ramis gave him direction to act as a child. Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts! I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay? Sonja Henie's out. He attempts to kill it with a rifle and high-pressure hose but fails. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. Well, I slap an injunction on them so fast it'll make their head spin. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? You know credit trouble. Ty Webb: by Dustbrain Design $22 . Tony D'Annunzio Spalding Smails: This is good stuff. Lacey Underall: : This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. Judge Smails: It's in the hole! The little brown furry rodents! You're a disgrace and you're varmints. The flowing robes, the grace, bald striking. Carl, I really don't do this very often. At that moment, in his latest attempt to kill the gopher, Carl detonates plastic explosives that he has rigged around the golf course. Filming & Production Al Czervik: That's only 50 cents. Lacey Underall: Judge Smails: I could beat you with one good arm. Tony D'Annunzio Mrs. Havercamp Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? Ron Frank as Pat Noonan, the brother of Danny. Bishop: Why don't you come on down to our new Lutheran center? Al Czervik, a loud and free-spirited nouveau riche golfer and successful real estate developer, begins attending the club as a guest of member Drew Scott. Danny Noonan: [to Lacey, while they're laying in bed after having sex] I guess it's just a matter now of pumpin' about 15,000 gallons of water down there to teach you a bit of a lesson! Very funny. Roger Ebert gave the film two-and-a-half stars out of four and wrote, "Caddyshack feels more like a movie that was written rather loosely, so that when shooting began there was freedomtoo much freedomfor it to wander off in all directions in search of comic inspiration. Do you know what the Lama says? Oh I might, at that! This is your fate line. He was a good guy. Hey, don't put yourself down. Benihana? Danny Noonan: Ty Webb: I don't play golf, for money, against people. Smails: Listen, your father and I prepped together, went to war together, played golf together. but I use this one from The Wire at work: "There you go, giving a f*** when it ain't your turn to give a f***." I keep thinking of lines from Better Off Dead, a seriously . [Male Chorus] Cartoon. Would you like a drink? Mrs. Smails: Bless this ship, and all who sail on her. Sit down, Danny. [Pounces but misses catching the gopher. [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Well, I'll guarantee you'll never be a member here! Danny Noonan : One coke. John F. Barmon Jr. as Spaulding Smails, Elihu Smails's grandson. Ty Webb: You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body. Al Czervik Tony D'Annunzio The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. Shipping calculated at checkout. Don't you people have homes? [Danny walks inside Judge Smails' office, where Smails is seated around, and has a seat, awaiting his disciplinary action for his involvement with Lacey]. We have a pond in the back. Judge Smails: Twelfth son of the Lama. golf, gopher, bill murray, 80s, bushwood, Tags: [5] Murray was working on Saturday Night Live at the time, and was not intended to have a large role but his part "mushroomed" and he was repeatedly recalled from New York to film additional scenes as production continued. Danny Noonan: I've always wanted to go to college. Judge Smails: Do you stand for *goodness*, or - for *badness*? Al Czervik: Let's not cave in too easy. Ty Webb: Well I'll tell you what's satisfying: *cash*. What an incredible Cinderella story. I can't pay you. Chop chop. But if I kill all the golfers, theyd lock me up and throw away the key! Spalding Smails: Buy It Here! I want to be good! [carrying Czervik's golf bag] Alternate Versions Estimates include printing and processing time. Wrong! Lacey Underall: (2005) Directed by: John "Fingers" Ramis. I want potato chips. bushwood country club, golfer, fathers day, caddy day, caddyshack 1980 movie, Inspired by the Lama's words of wisdom to Carl, Tags: This unknown comes out of nowhere to lead the pack. I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois. Judge Smails: There you go. Meanwhile, Carl Spackler, a somewhat-unhinged greens-keeper, is entrusted with combating a potentially disastrous gopher infestation. Smails: Sit down, Danny. Javascript is required for this site to function properly. Tags: Learn more. [21] On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, the film holds an approval rating of 72% based on 60 reviews, with an average score of 6.60/10. Carl Spackler: I guess the kidding around is pretty much over! Richard Richards: [drops his bow anchor on Judge Smails' sailboat, sinking it] If you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up. Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that. Ty Webb: I'm not quite sure where they are. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. It's in the hole! That's a peach, hon! It was added by director Harold Ramis after realizing that two of his biggest stars, Chevy Chase and Bill Murray, did not appear in a scene together. Not golfers! Come on, Ty, you're an ace. At Augusta, he's on his final hole. Ty Webb: What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here? Much better now, though. rodney dangerfield, chevy chase, movie. you know, for the effort, you know?' Mrs. Smails: Looks like you're going to make a lot of money when you're older. I gotta go to college. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat. Lou Loomis: You owe me one gumball machine. I own two lumberyards. [caddying for the elderly Havercamps to Mrs. Havercamp] Judge Smails: Danny, I'm having a party this weekend. Lacey Underall: If Carl Spackler can receive total enlightenment, so can you. That's alright. 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